//Satirical Punch Line Script- by javascriptkit.com (text by Colin Lingle)
//Visit JavaScript Kit (http://javascriptkit.com) for script
//Credit must stay intact for use
quotes = new Array();
quotes[0]="Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.";
quotes[1]="Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?"
quotes[2]="Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
quotes[3]="I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!"
quotes[4]="We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."
// ADD MORE HERE IF YOU WANT
function randomdisplay(){
randomquote=quotes[Math.floor(Math.random()*quotes.length)]
document.scriptform.scriptinput.value=randomquote
}