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<td class="***"><strong><font color="#FFFF00"><br>
***</font></strong><font color="#FFFF00">TEROIDS</font> : <a href="http://www.assteroids.com">THE
FREE FLASH VIDEO GAME</a><br>
<br>
Deep in space you have drifted off course, and find yourself in a
strange uncharted territory. Suddenly you see what looks like an asteroid
field quickly approaching your ship. As the giant space rocks approach,
you notice they have an unusual shape. You begin to look at the strange
objects even closer, wondering what danger they might bring. <br>
<br>
These are not regular asteroids. They have a soft appearance, and
a strikingly round and robust shape. There appears to be dimples and
thin black hair-type strands growing from the center of the enormous....
rocks??<br>
<br>
Wait a minute.... these are not asteroids at all.... these are....
<strong></strong><font color="#FFFF00"><strong>***</strong>TEROIDS</font><br>
<br>
Your only hope now is to destroy as many of these giant *** rocks
as possible, before they make it to earth and disgust all of mankind.
Wave after wave of the giant asses surround your ship. The sounds
of the farts drown out the voice screaming inside your head. The smell
of the potent fumes makes your stomach quiver and your knees weak.<br>
<br>
Armed only with your trusty laser and a few smart bombs, you begin
the assault....<br>
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<br>
<strong>Game Play<br>
<br>
</strong>:: <strong>Movement</strong> :: <br>
Use the arrow keys to turn left / right, and to fire your thrusters
to accelerate.<br>
<br>
:: <strong>Weapons</strong> ::<br>
<strong>1)</strong> Use the space bar to fire your laser. It is only
a single fire, but has unlimited ammo.<br>
<br>
<strong>2)</strong> Use the "Ctrl" key for your smart bomb.
Begin with 3. Earn more by completing levels.<br>
<br>
<strong>NOTE:</strong> Shoot the space ship that randomly appears
for extra bonus points!!<br>
<br>
:: <strong>Game Performance</strong> ::<br>
If the game is slow on your computer, right-click on the game screen
and adjust the quality setting to medium or low. The default quality
setting is high.<br>
<br>
:: <strong>Sound</strong> ::<br>
The sound is on by default. Crank it up loud to enjoy all the fart-n-fun.
<br>
<br>
:: <strong>High Scores</strong> ::<br>
Enter your name for all the world to see that you are king of the
assteroids!!<br>
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<strong>Credits and Copyright Information<br>
<br>
</strong>Assteroids : the free flash video game.<br>
<br>
-The game, all content and images of this site are property of <a href="http://www.assteroids.com">Assteroids.com</a><br>
<br>
-The game is an original creation developed by <a href="http://www.stainlessvision.com" target="_blank">StainlessVision.com</a><br>
<br>
-Expect more free flash video games coming soon!!<br>
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<font color="#FFFF00">© Copyright 2003-2004 Assteroids.com -
All rights reserved.</font><br>
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This one's on the house :)